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these are all my own, i wrote them, and they are here, so read them
Things actors shouldn't say
Excuse me, star coming through.
Line?
What scene is this?
Huh? What's going on?
I don't know what this prop is for, but I think I broke it.
Shh! Just don't tell the director about it!
What the heck is ‘Scottish Play'? Oh, MACBETH.
"I need bodies"-Mr. Wo
"Your father died 3 days after his death"-Jim Vanrens
"And Macareens Holoone!"-Lauren Fryer
"Has anyone seen my script?"-Peter Winegardener
"Yeah Tetris! Is that my cue?"-Kendra Pochat
theatre time
Theatre Time
1 minute=5 minutes
5 minutes=10 minutes
10 minutes=30 minutes
30 minutes=1 hour
1 hour=2 hours
1 day=2 days
1 week=10 days
*and it's always 4:45
"Screwing doesn't just happen during set construction, it also happens in the prop closet."
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things techies shouldn't say:
What's this button do?
Umm, where are my notes?
Where are the keys?
I locked myself out of the booth!
Uh oh...
I don't know what this is, but I think I broke it.
Don't we have a spare key?!
We made a backup disk, right?
I forgot to pay the electric bill!
How much do you think it costs to get a new one?
Is it bad if sparks fly out of the light board?
Is ‘system failure ‘ a bad thing?
I'm sure we have another one.
We can tell the director we installed pyrotechnics.
Is it supposed to do that?!
What's this wet stuff all over the control board?
Is something burning?
We're out of duct tape!!!
What does flammable mean?
Are there supposed to be pieces left over?
What the?!
Was it 24 or 42?
Huh? What's going on?
Everything's fine but...
I didn't do it!
Didn't we used to have 5 of them?
What the heck is Scottish Play? Oh, MACBETH!
What scene is this?
We probably don't even need that one anyway.
What's that cracking noise?
Hey! This button makes the...oops!
Is it supposed to hiss like that?
I didn't touch it!
I'm sure it's around here, some where.
Does anyone remember where this screw goes?
What do you mean, ‘It exploded' !?!
Has anyone seen my script?
This isn't toxic, right?
Why isn't it coming on?!
Well of course you broke it, that's why you're not in charge.
I'm sure we can duct tape it back together.
Shh! Just don't tell the director about it.
I just love actors, they make my job so much easier, and they're so agreeable.
I forgot how to turn on the lights!
You mean I wasn't supposed to press it? Oops.
The set is on fire.
I think you broke it.
Oops!
It wasn't my fault, but...
How do you work this thingy again?
Don't tell anybody!
Don't look at me! I wasn't anywhere near it!
Where does this wire go?
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